Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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