You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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