I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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