normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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