I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
operation have a gay friend backfired
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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