I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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