Swine flu. Run for my life!
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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