if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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