my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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