she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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