I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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