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Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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