i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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