so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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