ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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