How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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