Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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