Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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