I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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