thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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