the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Randomize
