I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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