listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
