that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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