if you like me you must not know who I am
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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