..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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