You just made me feel so damn special
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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