i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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