You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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