The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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