Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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