some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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