I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
