10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Still dying that you shit outside
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
