she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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