my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
