I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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