I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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