He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Dick very happy bro
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