Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
it was like having sex with a tree stump
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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