just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Randomize
