They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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