There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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