Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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