One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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