my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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