So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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