i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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