Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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