Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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