Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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