So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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