white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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