Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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