so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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