I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
where are my eyebrows?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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