I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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